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🚨 TL;DR (Too Long; Didn’t Read)
Be nice. Don’t break stuff. We’re not liable if you use our site to commit crimes, summon demons, or try to clean your oven with gasoline.

Some things cost money, some don’t. Read before you buy.

If you have questions, don’t sue. Just ask.

By using this site, you agree to these terms—even if you didn’t read them.

Who We Are & What This Is

Welcome to NoxNode!

This site is a multiverse of cleaning wisdom, contractor directories, AI tools, and digital resources. If it involves grime, pricing, or making life easier, we’ve probably thought about it.

By using this site, you agree to not be a jerk, not steal stuff, and not use AI-generated contractor quotes to take over the world.
What You Can and Can’t Do Hereāœ…

Allowed:Browse, learn, and use our tools responsibly.Buy templates, courses, or services if they’re useful to you.Tell your grandma about us.

āŒ Not Allowed:Scraping data or reselling info like a sketchy data broker. Spamming, hacking, or pretending to be us (we already exist).Trying to clean a crime scene before the cops do their job (seriously, no).

Contractors, Courses & AI ToolsContractor Directory: We list real contractors. We don’t guarantee their life choices. Vet them yourself.Courses: We teach things the school system failed you on (like setting prices and not getting scammed). Learning is on you.

AI Tools & Price Calculators: These help estimate jobs, not replace your own expertise. If you charge $10,000 to sweep a driveway because AI said so, that’s on you.

Payments, Refunds, and the Cost of Good Karma.

Some things are free. Some cost actual money. Refunds? Digital stuff is final sale (you can’t ā€˜return’ a downloaded PDF). Physical or service-based refunds depend on the situation. Ask nicely.If a payment fails, don’t try to bribe us with tacos (we’d be tempted, though).

Liability (a.k.a. We’re Not Responsible If…)You follow bad cleaning hacks from TikTok instead of actual expert advice here. AI miscalculates your job price and you end up working for free. You click a link that takes you somewhere weird (we try to keep them clean, but the internet is unpredictable). You get too invested in Smits the Sentient Stain and start questioning your life.

Changes to This Agreement

We might update this from time to time (like when lawyers make us). If we make big changes, we’ll probably announce it—or slip in a secret code somewhere. Who knows?

šŸ“Œ Final Note:

If You Actually Read This Whole Thing…You deserve a virtual gold star.šŸŽ– If you have questions, concerns, or want to argue over whether a mop is better than a vacuum, reach out to us.šŸš€