Privacy Policy

Privacy Policy – Sweepidy

Privacy Policy

TL;DR: We track less than the NSA, use cookies like a late-night breakup, and don’t sell your data—mostly because nobody wants it. Welcome to Sweepidy Do Dust Cleaning, home of memes, mops, and mild existential dread.

Who We Are

GrimeTimes.com, Sweepidy.com, and NoxNode.com are owned by Sweepidy Do Dust Cleaning (yes, that’s a real name, Tera Grotjahn). We clean houses, make content, and try not to get sued.

What We Collect

If you comment, we collect your name, email, IP address, and browser info. If you request a quote or book a service, we grab your name, phone, email, and address so we can actually show up. If you send filthy photos (of your house!), we silently judge—but only use them to give a quote.

Cookies (The Browser Kind, Sadly)

We use cookies to remember your preferences, login info, and sometimes to see what made you run away from our site. They last anywhere from one day to a year depending on their mood.

Embedded Content

Some articles might include embedded stuff from other sites (videos, memes, emotional breakdowns). These sites might track you—we don’t control them. We barely control ourselves.

Accounts & Comments

If you leave a comment or make an account, your info sticks around. You can edit or delete your data, except your username—because identity crises are for therapists.

Your Rights (Use Them Sparingly)

You can ask us to see or delete your data, in accordance with GDPR and CCPA. Try not to do it before coffee or on Mondays. We’ll comply, but we might whine about it.

Spam & Analytics

We use AI spam filters and Google Analytics. If you feel watched, it’s probably Google—not us. We tried selling your data. No one wanted it.

Final Note

This whole thing is meant to protect both you and us. If you’re still reading, congrats. You’re now legally obligated to go eat a cookie.