A Wipe Down Worth $80
I’d rather explain my price than apologize for my work.
Everything You Didn’t Know You Needed to Know About P-Traps
P-trap, U-trap, S-trap evolution through the yearsAnd Now Can’t Stop Thinking AboutWhat Even Is a P-Trap?A P-trap is the U-shaped (or P-shaped) section of pipe you’ll find beneath sinks, tubs, and some floor drains. It’s not just a bend for water to flow around—it’s a genius design that traps a small amount of water in…
It’s Not Laziness. It’s Life
Sometimes the mess is the only honest part of the whole house. And I see it—not with judgment, but with respect. You’re still here. That’s the hardest part.
Start Where You Are — Even If That’s a Bus Stop
Tell them you’ll be unavailable due to a recurring case of “I built something from nothing while they were busy judging.”
If It Wasn’t Valuable, They Wouldn’t Pay You to Do It
Respect is the Minimum. Not the Perk.Your work matters. Your tools matter. You matter. And anyone who disagrees is welcome to mop their own ceiling fan with an old sock on a stick.
Why You Got a “No” — and Why That’s Not a Bad Thing
I’m going to let you in on a secret most cleaners won’t say out loud: Sometimes we say no to a job…and it has nothing to do with you. It’s not that you were too messy. Or too picky. Or too anything. Sometimes? It’s just that two good people don’t work well together. And that’s…
Ghosting is for Haunted Houses, Not Humans
How often do you say “no” to things that would interfere with your goals? I used to be a ghoster. There, I said it. Not the spooky kind, unless you count that one clean where I swear the dirt spelled “help me.” But the kind where someone sends a message asking for a clean and…