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Jump straight into the cleaning chaos.
For contractors who don’t math under pressure.
Cleaner Wisdom
Cleaners don’t dream of desks. They build em from mop buckets.
Watch me ride dirty… but only until it’s clean.
The art of ‘Nope’ without setting fire to your LLC.
Client Advice Zone
That ‘gut feeling’ might just be bleach poisoning.
Because your cousin’s kid isn’t actually bonded.
Survive your first clean… emotionally and legally.
Get Connected
One click away from finding the pro your mess deserves.
Because lifting sofas alone is sad.
Be found. Or stay hidden. Your call.
Resources & Tools
Because forgetting sucks.
Branded chaos. But legally binding.
Chemical + QR Corner
Find the right stuff before you melt a sink.
From nerds, for nerds. Now in pixel form.
Templates & Contracts
For when handshakes won’t cut it.
Edit flyers, biz cards, and your sanity.
From Erin’s Mind (Blog)
Because some stains talk back.
True story. Almost.
Dark. Wet. Full of expired cheese.
Leonard’s Corner
Sometimes it’s the screwdrivers that hold you together.
It’s deeper than you’d think.
Revenge, redemption, and rust.